I love orange juice. It's a little too tart for me in the morning (especially since I don't like to drink it 'when I get up'... 5 for all you that don't know!), but I still love it! I especially like this orange, strawberry banana blend here in NY... But I'm the only one who likes it. I have to drink it ALL! It takes me a while to finish the entire liter!
That should be my first clue.
I reached into the cupboard for a small glass for the OJ and a coffee mug fell on top of it. The glass shattered in my hand!
That should have been a sign.
After cleaning up the shards of glass, I grabbed a 2nd glass and took a whiff of the pitcher.
That should have been a 3rd clue!
A little sip made my tongue fuzzy.
Clue # 4.
I took a BIG gulp.... And it burned all the way down.
That was 5!
After a sour face, a second whiff of the pitcher, and a churning gut for hours and hours, I finally deduced.....
It was old.
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