Wednesday, June 25, 2008

To Kill a Mockingbird

would be a crime against nature, a great wrong to beauty and nature, a morally absurd thing to do... Unless that mockingbird is right outside your window... And perches on your window sill to sing at 5:30 every morning... And pecks his beak on the glass of said window... And sings the same song over and over and over... At 5:30... Every morning... Right outside your window...
I think I'll name him Rumplestiltskin. He needs an annoying name!

1 comment:

rho said...

oh boy can i relate! only ours was a basset hound in our old neighbors backyard. omg! he was put out every morning at 5am and didn't get taken in until midnight. oh the joy! cause he was not a happy camper with being outside. and he voiced that alll day long! did i mention he made noise alllllllllll day and alllllll night? yep, he did. thank goodness we don't live next to him anymore!!! i hope your pesky bird finds a new window to harrass, soon! in the meantime, you might have to try those foamy earplugs!